"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr



"Summer Babe" - Pavement

"juggalette"



"Truth" - Alexander feat. The RZA

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
- Bob Hope



"Ever Fallen In Love?" - Nouvelle Vague

"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams



Sprawl 2 (Mountains beyond Mountains)- Arcade Fire

"I think I'm a natural-born leader. I know how to bow down to authority if it's authority that I respect." - Tupac Shakur



"The Wrong Men (instrumental)" - BRUIN

"I'd like to read a book sometime. I've never read a book before. That'd be an adventure. I understand they have pages and everything. Yeah, I've got to do that sometime." - Frank Oz



"K is for Kelson" - Bibio

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"A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." - Demtri Martin



"Stay Dont Go" - Spoon

"I realize that I'm black" - Michael Jordan



"girls just wanna have fun" - StarFucker

"I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him." - Harrison Ford



"Jealous of Roses" - Bibio

There's something about the water - that solitary kind of peaceful feeling. You're on Earth but not quite. - John C. Reilly



"Sea Side" - The Kooks

"I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'." - Willie Nelson



"Need You Now" - Cut Copy

"You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." - Jimi Hendrix



"Psycho Killer" - Talking Heads

"I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar." - Jessica Alba



"Baby" - PNAU

"I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire." - Roy Orbison



"Bright Lit Blue Skies" - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti

"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world." - Jack Nicholson



"Everlasting Light" - Black Keys

"I've calmed down, certainly, from the days of being 18, but I'm still having a good time." - Christian Slater



"Baby What's Wrong?" - The Yardbirds

"I won't quit skating until I am physically unable." - Tony Hawk



"SK8 Rock" - Against All Authority

"Gray skies are just clouds passing over." - Duke Ellington



"I Dim Our Angst In Agony" - The Electronic Anthology Project

"I'm thankful for every moment." - Al Green



"Uh HUh" - Wu-Tang vs The Beatles

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits



"When the Trickster Starts A-Pokin" - Gogol Bordello

"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion." - Nicolas Cage



"Don't Let Me Down" - The Beatles

"Everybody deserves a second chance in this world. That's basically all I ask." - Shannen Doherty



"Blink" - 88Fingers Louie

"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger." - David Letterman



"Sleepy Head" - Run Toto Run (passion pit cover)

"If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else." - Marvin Gaye



"Since I Left You" - The Avalanches

"I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff." - Matthew Broderick


"Soul Food" - Goodie Mob

"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands." - Jerry Lewis


"Game of Pricks" - Guided By Voices

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind." - Johny Knoxville





"living in America" - DOM

"Giving yourself permission to lose guarantees a loss." - Pat Riley



"It's Only Love" - The Beatles

"I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated." - Tupac Shakur



"Golden Brown" - The Stranglers

"It's not the having, it's the getting." - Elizabeth Taylor



"Devil in a New Dress" - Kanye West (feat. Rick Ross)

"Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all." - Natalie Portman



"Tryouts" (Brenton Duvall Remix Feat. Childish Gambino)- Javelin

"I firmly believe that respect is a lot more important, and a lot greater, than popularity." - Julius Erving



"If You Want It" - TV Girl

"Nothing in life is promised except death." - Kanye West



"Cubs in 5" - The Mountain Goats

"Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing." - Gary Busey



"La Ciudad" - Davila 666

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby



"Summertime Clothes" - Animal Collective

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone



"I'm Finding it Harder To be a Gentleman" - The White Stripes

"A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have." - Abraham Lincoln



"Set me Free" - The Kinks

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. - Sinbad



"Let's go Surfing" - The Drums

"I have a fear of being boring." - Christian Bale


"Marathon" - Tennis

"What in the hell is a jigga watt? Tell me, Tell me you bastard!!!!" - Andy Samberg (as Nicolas Cage as Marty McFly)


"You got to hide your love away" - The Beatles

"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa

"Home For the holidays"

"You Can't put your Arms Around a Memory" - Johnny Thunders

"I majored in biology, in a pre-med program." - Neil Diamond

"Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" - Outkast

"Hogies and Grinders, navy bean navy bean"

"Saftey Bricks" - Kevin Drew

"Find A Way" - A Tribe Called Quest

"Sad Moon"

"Next year" - Every cubs fan ever

"Damaged Goods" - The Hot Rats

"jerk"