"Brian...uh, Mr. Urlacher...could kill me with his thumb in nine seconds if he wanted to." - Glenn Beck

"keep me in the loop"

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" - George Thorogood & The Destroyers

"I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"

"It sounds like a young man's drunk Lego Land. You just gotta know how to put the pieces together, baby!" - R.D. Hume

"Fucked Up" - Lil' Wyte
"Bein' a rapper's close to being an alcoholic that gets paid"

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth

"Let the Beat Build" - Lil' Wayne

"I told her tool box, bitch it's hammertime"