Sunday, January 30, 2011

"I have a fear of being boring." - Christian Bale

"Marathon" - Tennis

Friday, January 28, 2011

"What in the hell is a jigga watt? Tell me, Tell me you bastard!!!!" - Andy Samberg (as Nicolas Cage as Marty McFly)

"You got to hide your love away" - The Beatles

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa

Monday, January 24, 2011

"Home For the holidays"

"You Can't put your Arms Around a Memory" - Johnny Thunders

"I majored in biology, in a pre-med program." - Neil Diamond

"Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" - Outkast

"Hogies and Grinders, navy bean navy bean"

"Saftey Bricks" - Kevin Drew

"Find A Way" - A Tribe Called Quest

"Sad Moon"

"Next year" - Every cubs fan ever

Friday, January 21, 2011

"keep me in the loop"

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" - George Thorogood & The Destroyers

"I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"

"It sounds like a young man's drunk Lego Land. You just gotta know how to put the pieces together, baby!" - R.D. Hume

"Fucked Up" - Lil' Wyte
"Bein' a rapper's close to being an alcoholic that gets paid"

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth

Thursday, January 20, 2011

"Let the Beat Build" - Lil' Wayne

"I told her tool box, bitch it's hammertime"

"I’m a horrible rapper" - Lil' Wayne

"Let's cool it brothers . . ." - Malcolm X

“If we worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true really is true, then there would be little hope for advance” - Orville Wright

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

"Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number".
- Peter Arno

"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?" -Harry Caray

“Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal.” - Mike Ditka

“If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms” - Mike Ditka